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Summary: Anita wakes up in the dark. She's not alone. She's never alone.
Notes: Written for the LGBT fest. Prompt: 58. Anita is forced to deal with her homophobia.

Little Black Box )
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Summary: Six months into their relationship, Callie and Erica get closer than ever before.
Notes: Written for Callica in Grey's Exchange 2008. No prompt.

Thank you, annavtree, for pointing out that I could start over.

Closer )
zvi: self-portrait: short, fat, black dyke in bunny slippers (Default)
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Summary: Cristina gets a haircut. Meredith gets a revelation.
Notes: Story inspired by Flickr's answer to the search 'lesbian'. Title from the musical South Pacific. Thanks to Caorann, Fox1013, and the-willow.insanejournal.com for listening to me whine about this and audiencing. Written for flyingtapes in the Femslash08 challenge.

You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower )
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Summary: "I've been in love with Lana for as long as I can remember, but now that she gives me permission to touch her, I don't want to? Is there something wrong with me?"
Notes: Remix of The Shocking Truth About Glinda by danceswithgary

This story takes place sometime in that hazy Clexy nirvana of early season 2. Thanks to the-willow.insanejournal.com for audiencing above and beyond the call of duty.


The Truth About... (The Man Behind the Curtain Mix) )
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Summary: Cristina won't let Meredith slip away.
Notes: Remix of Only by Daughter of the Bard / chicleeblair.

Thanks to the-willow.insanejournal.com, Fox1013, Pirateygoodness, and (one other person from the remix chat whose name I forget, I am so, so sorry.) Anyway, thank you for audiencing and reassuring me about this story, and sorry for ignoring your advice about the end. That was totally on me.


Every Breath You Take (Lean on Me Reprise) )
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Notes: Written for Love-A-Thon 2008. Prompt was an icon showing a hand with the text Wicked Fingertips.

"I can't do surgery with you anymore," Meredith said.

Cristina lifted her head from Meredith's tits, rolled back on her side. "What? Why?"

"Your hands…." Meredith picked up the right one, sucked Cristina's middle finger into her mouth. It still tasted faintly of latex. "All gloved up and wet."

"With internal organs and blood, you freak!" Cristina pulled her hand back, but she was smiling, a sort of dizzied hilarity. "You seriously can't watch me do surgery because it turns you on?"

Meredith's mouth twitched. "It doesn't turn me on exactly. It's just distracting. I'm thinking about sex when I should be thinking about sutures."

"I think I love you," said Cristina. "But I don't know why."

zvi: self-portrait: short, fat, black dyke in bunny slippers (Default)
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Summary: Elliot Spitzer, while governor of New York, made some weird-looking financial transactions which led to the revelation that he was a regular customer of an illegal prositution business and violated the Mann act by hiring a prostitute to meet him in D.C. This led to his resignation.

As any regular viewer of Law & Order can tell you, Law & Order loves to rip its storylines from the headlines. And this sort of scandal is exactly the sort of story which will lead to a disclaimer presented at the beginning of the episode involved, which amounts to: we totally made this up, it’s 100% fictional, we’re so not talking about anything that actually happened. (This is the third most awesome Law & Order disclaimer.)

So, [livejournal.com profile] latxcvi and I were talking about Elliot Spitzer and Law & Order, and how sad we are that Jesse L. Martin is leaving the show, and pondering if Spitzer would be the season finale story or the season premiere story. And we told ourselves the awesome following story.
Notes: 1) I don't remember if we fingered the governor as the owner of the call girl ring on the phone. So, if LaT wants to disavow, she may. If she wants to take credit, she can do that, too.

2) The #1 Best Disclaimer on Law & Order was the time when they ripped their headlines from the Terri Schiavo case, and admitted that it was based on a true story. The #2 Best Disclaimer was when they noted that the Bronx DA in the following episode was completely fictional, entirely made up, and the real Bronx DA would never, ever, ever act like the one in the story to follow. (The one in the story to follow refused to release a man who had been convicted in the Bronx of a crime which Manhattan subsequently proved had been committed by another man entirely, and that man got convicted in Manhattan. In other words, he refused to release an innocent guy from prison after someone else had been convicted of the crime for which the innocent guy was locked up.)


The No. 3 Disclaimer Triple-Cross Law & Order Finale Extravaganza -- a fantasy by zvi and LaT )
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Summary: Derek realizes that Meredith doesn't love him the best.
Notes: Written for the A Picture is Worth 1000 Words Challenge. The picture.

Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You) )
zvi: self-portrait: short, fat, black dyke in bunny slippers (Default)
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Summary: Presents! Pretty! Pegging!
Notes: When I wrote my Dear Santa letter for I Saw Three Ships, I mentioned that Catherine/Warrick pegging would be very, very pretty. And sameoldhope mentioned that she thought YoBling pegging would be very, very pretty. And I kept thinking about it. And writing a little more. And thinking about it. And writing. And then I realized that I could post it for my birthday, so I stayed up tonight and finished it. Happy Birthday to me, from me.

A Few of My Favorite Things )
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Summary: Tosh and Ianto hookup while Jack is disappeared.
Notes: The requested story element was coffee.

By Invitation Only )

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